PARKING BLOCK KULT INTERVIEW

FENRIR ODIN SLAYER

The Partisan Report skate ‘zine recently did an interview with the Parking Block Kult, as follows.


01. I’ve seen the IG account. What are you guys, just some type of rehashed Barrier Kult?

PLAGUE STRAIN MUTATION--ASYMMETRY OF VIOLENCE. BARRIER PLAGUE JUMP TO PARKING BLOCKS. INFECTION, POSSESSION, MANIA, AND MILITANCY.  

02. How did PB.KU. arise?

BEISHT KIONE AND THE KEEPING SHADOW ALREADY WORSHIPED AT LOW-LAYING ALTARS AND PRACTICED DARK ARTS. THROUGH POSSESSION THEY REALIZED NEED TO ADVANCE MILITANT RITUAL PLAGUE SPREADING. OTHER KNIFING DEMONS SOON BEGAN TO MANIFEST AND TAKE PHYSICAL FORM; HORDE UNLEASHING.

03. How many members?

THIRTEEN.

04. Where is the PB.KU. located?

RITUAL PLAGUE OUTBREAK OCCURS ON BOTH THE EAST AND WEST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES.

05. How were members selected?

ADHERENCE TO BLOCK CALLINGS. VISIONS, VOICES, AND VICES. BLOOD-LETTING. SACRIFICE.

THE KEEPING SHADOW OF ÖDLAND kneels before the black altar. 

06. Aren’t there other Parking Block Kults (PA.KU.)? What makes PB.KU. different?

PA.KU. DID EXIST. THEIR PLAGUE VIRUS SEEMS TO HAVE GONE DORMANT IN THE RECENT TIME-EPICS. PB.KU. IS A DIFFERENT PLAGUE STRAIN, YET ALL PLAGUE-SPREADING KULTS ARISE FROM THE SAME DARKNESS AND PERFORMANT RITUAL OF BLACK ARTS. HAIL!

07. Why parking blocks?

LOW-LAYING ALTARS. FURTHER FROM GOD. CLOSER TO SATAN. ACCESSIBILITY. PURITY. ROOTS THAT RUN DEEP, TO THE SATAN-DWELLING, AND TO THE SINISTER ORIGINS OF KNIFING.

08. What is basic PB.KU. philosophy?

CURB PURITY—HAIL THE BLOCK! ASCEND PLAGUE VISION BY VIOLENCE ON LINEAR CONCRETE. PB.KU. IS MILITANT WORSHIP OF THE PARKING BLOCK, OVERLOOKED, POWERFUL IN ITS SIMPLICITY, WITHOUT REGARD FOR SELF OR ‘SPORTING’ CULTURE. THROUGH VIOLENT ANONYMOUS CURB WORSHIP WE DESTROY GLAMOUR AND PRETENSES OF SELF-HOOD. ANONOMINITY AND EGO DESTRUCTION. PURE SKATEBOARD CULTURE IS WORSHIP OF DARK REBELLION, CRIMINALITY, AND MILITANT APPRECIATION. TELEVISED CONTEST STUNTS ARE POISON. PB.KU. IS THE CHANNELING OF EVIL PURITY ENTOMBED IN CONCRETE SIMPLICITY.    

09. How does one become a member?

MILITANT HORDE CURB DEATH SQUAD LOCKED AT 13 MEMBERS. YET, ALL POSSESSED KNIVES ENCOURAGED TO SPREAD CURB MILITANT PLAGUE AT LOCAL ALTARS. PRIMARY KULT OBJECTIVES—SPREAD PLAGUE TO OTHER BLACK SECTORS THROUGH CONJURING AND POSSESSION.

10. Last words?

LAST DAYS! END TIMES! HAIL THE BLOCK!